As Cuban Market Dries Up, Yanks Will Turn to AARP

As the Yanks would rather spend 60-70M dollars on an established MLB bat than on Yoan Moncada, and the Cuban market couldn't offer anything else at  their price point the Yanks will turn their attention to AARP.    Let's face it, those people have a LOT of experience, and remain the biggest unexploited market on the baseball map.  Heck, there are great players with MLB experience in AARP and most would be glad to take 60 or 70 Million from the Yanks.  How could it go wrong?