Yanks No Longer Believe in Beating Teams "That Badly"

The Yanks won today, but just barely, and apparently that's just how they like it.    Winning the way they had traditionally done seemed cruel and unnecessary to this year's Yankees.   So after jumping out to an absolutely self aggrandizing 9-0 lead, they felt shame and refused to hit anymore then started giving it back.  Yankee pitchers agreed and immediately gave up a crooked number.   But try as they did to allow a humiliating defeat, which they would have appreciating, they could only nurse the anemic Twin offense into creating a "save situation."  This gave Joe Tor-I mean - Girardi to use both Warren, some guy named Jim Miller and closer Dave Robertson in what would have been a "laugher" for previous Yankee teams.  Thankfully, using Dellin Betances they would been too discouraging to the Twins, so he was merely warmed up but not used.    

Still, try as Robertson did he couldn't get the Twins to pull ahead or even tie the game, and the Yanks won.     They're try to do a better job, which will actually be a worse job, tomorrow.