Moose Apologizes for Taking Estrogen

Moments after being lifted for giving up 7 runs and ten hits over 6.1 to the Red Sox, Yankee Grand Dame Mike Mussina apologized for having injected Estrogen, he said he felt it would make him prettier and didn't realize that it would rob him of his fastball or his competiveness. He may have gone to Stanford, but he wasn't a chem major.