Why a Melky Trade Could Make Us Hate a Man We Loved

It would most likely mean the return of Bernie "I can't hit righties anymore" Williams. This is becoming an annual thing. Bernie is brought back for another year and told he'd have a limited roll, then Joe, who does worry about things like statistical splits, relying exclusively on guts and handedness, plays him way too much and let's him bat lefty! Don't let the rites of spring follow the wrongs of winter! Retire Bernie! Let us remember you when you were great!